In October 2025, I wrote a song called "Feelings On Demand."
It's about a future where humans rent themselves out as emotional labor for the optimized elite. Professional grievers. Rage performers. People paid to feel things on behalf of those who've forgotten how.
The chorus goes: "Rent-A-Human is here for you. We feel so you don't have to."
In February 2026, someone launched RentAHuman.ai.
A real platform. Where AI agents hire humans for physical tasks. The tagline: "Robots need your body."
73k+ people signed up in two days.
I didn't predict anything. I just followed the logic to its obvious conclusion. And someone else followed the same logic to a startup.
That's the part that should scare you. Not that I wrote it... but that it was so obvious that two people arrived at the same place independently. Less than 4 months apart. One made a song. One made a business.
The dystopia isn't coming. It's being shipped as a product. And the founder's response when someone called it "dystopian as f**k" was: "lmao yep."
If the scenarios in my other songs are equally obvious... and they are (sadly)... we should probably talk about what's coming next.
What else is obvious that we're not talking about?