Five nerds who met at a coding bootcamp that turned out to be a pyramid scheme. They formed a band instead. They don't scale, they don't optimize, their big-O notation is cursed. But they'll give you everything they've got... until the stack bursts.

Genre: Musical theater meets metal with polka breakdowns, glitch, casio, disco beats with heavy instruments. Think The Darkness having five babies with Weird Al.

We believe in:

• C, Assembly, BSD
• RISC architecture
• Hard tabs, Whitesmiths style
• Brackets on the next line
• Close to the metal
• Rust is actually ok
• Python (the enemy)
• systemd (the other enemy)
• Microsoft (evil incarnate)
• Soft tabs / spaces (heresy)

cout << "Let's. Fucking. Go."

Clouds of Confusion Seal of Quality Schlllop! Deluxe storytelling with a metal spirit and a polka heart. This music contains AI-generated vocals & instruments. Some content (e.g. the cover artwork) is created using original, locally grown, hand crafted genAI tools. All content has been painstakingly written, coded, POKE'd into existence, salted, hashed, generated, kill -9'd, cloned, encoded, decoded, sprite multiplexed, pushed, pulled, stashed, turned off and on again, edited, disassembled, baked, multiplied, divided by zero, polished, buffer overflowed, linked, shifted left 7 times, bit masked, debugged, cursed at, sold, stolen back, stale branched, unrar'ed, refactored, zipped, tar'ed, gzipped, uploaded, blown on like a cartridge, downloaded, sudo'd without thinking, copper listed, gifted, negotiated over, twittered, ROT13'd twice for security!, optimized, kidnapped, segfaulted, NOP sledded, merge conflicted, dicussed over, locked up, freed, reverted, pixeled, painted, smoked, composed, face-lifted, buried, exhumed, launched, cut, copied, reassembled, pasted, compiled, cooked, sun dried, stone washed, brain-rotted, shot, revived, executed, translated, jump started, memed, iterated over, eaten alive, produced, image'd, distributed, forgotten, lost, found, arranged, rearranged, destroyed and mass mass mass'd by gizmo64k.